There are few things that bother me the workplace, (besides red-tape, politics, etc). I'm usually pretty tolerant of people's *quirks*, but one thing that drives me abso-friggin-lutely mad is people that sit in their cube and munch on crunchy foods (all day)...[wait for it]...with their mouths WIDE-OPEN.

Why, oh tell me *WHY* people do this? It sounds disgusting, almost gag-worthy, and it goes on all damn day until the offender has had his or her fill of greasy goodness.

Don't get me wrong, I'm all about the greasy goodness part...it helps get you through the day, but dontcha think you could be a bit more subtle about it?

Chew with your mouth closed people...your Mama HAD to have taught you those manners. If not, she deserves a place in my Hall of Shame.

And don't even get me started on bubble-gum chewing on the other end of the phone...if i wanted to hear those kinds of sounds, I'd be watchin' sloppy porn BJ's or something...

Okay, I feel better