Do I start bye telling you that we had our *Air Conditioner* running two weeks ago, and our *fireplace* on last night? That\'s right, 78 or so one week, snowing last night and this morning. Granted nothing stuck, but the weather around here is always so up and down. Poor Carrie has been inside for what probably seems like forever to her since the weather just hasn\'t been favorable to allow her and Liv to take a good walk.

Or maybe I should talk about the fact that the Lucas County Court system, (in Toledo, OHIO) is trying to hit me up for 23 bucks in court costs for a little *WAR* that took like years ago. I am just now hearing about this debt being owed for the first time EVER and the tone of the later has the gull to make me appear like one of those dead-beat freaks who just doesn\'t pay his bills. Oh yeah, somebody is going to write me back...you can be damn sure I am going to make someone waste time and write me a letter in respsone to the hate mail they\'ll get from me. However, I am not so naive as to believe these sons a bitches could care less what I write them. Still, I\'ll feel better when it over. (It\'s like that damn part of my life keeps resurfacing, and belive you me, that was a *HORRIBLE* part of my life...and I\'ve got pictures to prove it).

Or maybe I could tell you about the only good thing that has happened to me today. (Granted its only early A.M but humor me...) I was driving into work behind someone with a license plate that actually reads \"LOVN8R\". Are you KIDDING me!?!? Does this guy actually have friends that call him that? Ladies even? Good lord, I can see it now, with his hairy chest and gold chain pushing out the top of his silk butterfly collared shirt winkin and any woman half his age that happens to be in the bar. Strollin\' on up to young woman and saying, \"Wanna spend the night with the one they call [pause for effect] the LUVINATOR?\" Oh. good. lord.

I feel better now...\'cept for the weather...