So, during my morning, \"Warm up to work\" routine, I was reading headlines over at Digg and found a link to this little gem.

In this day and age, where nobody trusts anyone, this guy leaves his car-door unlocked only to find that a severely depressed man, who must have recently been denied a request for marriage to the woman of his dreams, had placed a $15,000 diamond engagement ring in the front seat of his car. There must be something about karma that I am still paying for in life \'cuz this kinda shit N E V E R happens to me. Sure enough, if I left my car door unlocked, if they didn\'t steal it, they\'d fill it with downtown Madison\'s lovely \"black snow\" or something.

This sorta thing just doesn\'t happen to me. If I went to a casino with two other people, I guarantee, I\'d be the one who is in the hole at the end of the night. (thusly, I don\'t gamble...).

*Sigh*, oh well...I guess some of us actually have to work for a few months to see that kinda cash, others of us just get lucky....bastard...