Okay everyone week three is ready to go! By now you know how it works but for the uninitiated, submit a quote in the comments section. If you win, you'll get whatever ridiculous prize that I can dream up! Plus the joy of knowing you probably made me spit soda through my nose after I read your entry.

Be creative, profanity and perversion are encouraged if not required...most of all...have fun and be careful out there!

Up for grabs this week...a one of a kind mp3 recording of an asian man I used to work with attempting to sing "Blowing in the Wind" that I found while snooping around the network back in 2000. It still makes me laugh today to the point of tears. Trust me, you WANT this.