I mean that no in the sexual way that you hear so many people throw around, but in the cleanliness sense.

Perhaps it happens once you get married, or once you just "grow up" a little bit. But for me, it has to be because my wife runs a very clean household. That place is immaculate, especially considering the fact that I live there, and I know I don't thank her enough for it, (by the way babe, thanks!!). I digress...perhaps maybe I am starting to care for the above reasons, because I've never been accused of being a "neat-neat."

Anyway, I work with mainly males and we've just recently moved into a new building. Already someone has posted a sign above the sink saying "If you USE a coffee cup, you should CLEAN that coffee cup." My only thought is ...DUH... but maybe thats just because I now live a clean environment. I no longer have the bachelor pad. However, it seems some of my co-workers treat this office space as their own bachelor pad. (Things are about to get gross, stop reading now!!!)

Around the house I'm known for various smells, and for spending sometimes excessive amounts of time in bathroom, particularly after some strong coffee...or maybe its dairy, or spicy food, but I digress). However...I don't think I've evern injested anything that would make such a mess in men's bathroom the likes of which I found here this morning. What are we not potty trained yet folks?? I was barely able to eat lunch! Needless to say, I think I can wait until I get home! (Thank god I didn't have anything "bad" today...)

Anyway, I feel sorry for the poor bastard that actually has to clean this place...and dear lord I hope that have someone to brave the elements. That poor fool...

Men are pigs!