Had our normal crack-o-practor appointment this morning, and I was really tired when we got there. Tired to the point of barely alert I think.

Anyway, our doctor\'s son was sitting behind the counter with the receptionist and assistants and we overheard some of his little jokes, and while they were groaners, they were good so I thought I\'d share:

• Someone asked Arnold Schwarzenegger what he was going to be for Halloween...Arnold replied, \"I\'ll be BACH\"
• Why did Tigger look in the toilet? He was lookin\' for POOH!
• What did one eye say to the other eye? Between you and me, something smells!

Okay, so those were *ALOT* funnier at 7am...

Then we get to talking about breastfeeding in during our appointment, and the doctor is filling us in...(perhaps a really bad pun there)...about breast pumps etc. She mentioned this pump that you can rent from on of the local hospitals that is supposed to hook up to both breasts at once and fill a bag in 3-4 minutes. My first thought was OUCH! My second thought was...REALLY OUCH! Turns out that is has the same power, *apparently* as the pumps used on cows...NO REALLY....OUCH!

Anyway, did you know that you can freeze breastmilk for up to a year in a chest freezer? (again, bad pun...). I better just get to work eh?