Ya see that?!? That\'s a fire. That\'s not just a fire, but that is a fire in a firepit in our backyard-neighbor\'s new fire pit. I\'d like to do something clever here like link to our most recent weather report, but suffice it to say, we haven\'t had rain in over two weeks. Our lawn is completely dry and crisp.

Let\'s just say, these folks are dumb as shit...and not only that, they\'re lighting off fireworks, after 9PM on a work-night. If Olivia wakes up due to the firecrackers then this will officially become WAR. I don\'t know how, I don\'t know when, but there WILL be payback...maybe a couple hundred boxes of instant mashed potatoes in the lawn, dog shit fire bomb, or even sporking...there will be revenge.

How do people get this stupid?? How do you fit this many stupid people into one family outside of Alabama??