Okay, so I'm going through the logs of my site and my traffic is increasing significantly. Cool right? Not so much, lemme splain:

Apparenlty there's a young kid who really kicks A$$ on a skateboard and MTV has picked him up for a show called Life of Ryan. However, it would seem that many of his fans are messing up the name of the show and winding up here at lifewithryan.com.

Now I took some time to check this kid out...he does kick A$$ and has all the little girls going ga-ga. I'll take his money, but if I could only stop the incessant emails from the horny little teenage girls saying things like "U R so HOT, how long have you been skating" etc. (Needless to say, Carrie was pretty shocked when she opened a few of those emails).

At first, I responded kindly but after receiving numerous emails I grew annoyed and couldn't/can't understand how I keep getting confused with this kid. Now my responses have grown rather terse. So fair warning, you'll be turned away quite rudely if you send me message looking for Mr. Sheckler. Sorry...but ya deserve if ya don't read.

Finally, I'm to the point where I'm considering two things: 1) rename the site and try to sell the domain to MTV, 2) figure out how to leverage this kids success for my own good and take over th e world as we know it!

So hows about it MTV...wanna buy lifewithryan.com so we don't disappoint this kid's fan-club?

Anyway, if you're reading this and looking for the sk8r boi, "these aren't the droids you're looking for...move along."