I have a unique talent. I fart code. Well, that is what some customers seem to think anyway. Imagine though if I could do that? Perhaps a normal conversation would go something like this:

customer1: hey I need testing framework written, can you have that done by tomorrow?
me:Sure thing! I ate alot of broccoli yesterday. Broccoli has a nice rigid stalk. Tests are rigid...that should be nice just a moment. *farts* Here ya go...all done...sorry about the smell, just light match and you're good to go!
customer2:Hey, we'd like you to get all this new functionality setup on the backend of application, I know the list is long, but you fart code...
me:I sure do! It just so happens that your backend is written entirely with Enterprise Java beans. I had alot of beans in my burrito this afternoon, just a moment...*big juicy fart* Here you go...no wait as sec *smaller fart, squeeze...more small farts*, I forgot to add the service layer...and I added a bit of Ajax for you too. Be right back, gotta go change.

I know, its a bit disgusting, but such is my life...the life of a code-farting geek.

Well, gotta go write another application with an outrageous timeline...good thing I had some chili today.