How to Confuse a Madisonian
Ryan on Dec 13, 2006 9:34am
Simple enough...take a two lane road, expand it to four with a turning lane as it intersects a four lane road. Now...place a 4-way stop sign...utter confusion ensues...
I *hate* the way people drive around here...
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Azarroth (of the clan Domain Of Pain) on 2006-12-13 22:45:43
I agree. The average Madisonian's IQ plummets (that's drop for those with a limited vocabulary) when they start their cars. The average Madisonian's ability to read letters (traffic signs) or numbers (speed limit signs) makes me wonder if the average IQ equates to that of a ripe summer squash. If it says 55, they drive 70, and then piss and moan if they get a ticket. That also brings up the question of whether the average Madisonian's arithmetic (that's math for those of you that attended public school in Madison) skills have progressed beyond second grade. 70 - 55 = 15. As we all know, 15 is a lot over the limit and enough to have you buy donuts for the entire police force.
