Right now somewhere in the town there is a very upset couple. Here\'s the ditty: I was driving in one of our fine parking ramps downtown this morning when the young lady in front of me smashed up a car that she was parking next to. The spot next to her was open, but I didn\'t wanna be anywhere near that so I went on up to the next level to park.

I hopped out of the car and ran down to the next level to see if they were okay and if they were going to call insurance/police etc. The young lady was sort of freaked out because it was her boyfriends car and she wasn\'t sure if he had insurance.

As I glanced over, I noticed that the victim\'s car was none other than one of my co-workers. I casually looked back once again and began to walk away so I could get a better view of the license plate. As soon as I got downt he stairs I called and had my co-worker meet me downstairs. We went to the parking garage to verify it was indeed his car and she was gone.

Indeed it was his car so he called all the appropriate authorities and ran back up to the next level to see if maybe she just re-parked the car. To my utter astonishment, she had parked just one-half level up.

To make a short story shorter, the cop came by, asked a bunch of questions, and I am almost sure that right now there is a very unhappy young couple about town. Seeing as how since she left the scene, they\'re kinda in big trouble....